and the Captain was doing his usual spiel, "We're cruising at so and so feet, over the Pacific Ocean, yada yada".
When he was finished, he turned to speak to his co-pilot, forgetting that he was still broadcasting to the entire plane, saying, "You know what I could use right now? A cup of coffee and a good blowjob."
Mortified, a stewardess ran toward the cockpit to inform him that the intercom was still on.
Seeing her hurrying down the aisle, a passenger shouted, "Don't forget the coffee!"
Saw this in the movie Good Will Hunting, tried to remember how it went best I could :)
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