I was on a very crowded bus and an old woman with a zimmer frane gets on. All the other passengers proceed to file on and take up the remaining standing places but she stands close to me, staring me in the eyes. After 5 minutes of this, I kindly ask, 'may I help you?'
She replies, "yes, I have been waiting here for 5 minutes now and you have not offered to give me your seat"
"Can you give me a good reason why I should?"
"I can give you 5. I am an old woman of 86, I have near paralysis in my left leg, a hip that has been replaced twice, my husband died 3 days ago and every second I stand up is pure agony. Can you give me as many reasons why you deserve the seat more?"
"Sadly, only one. I'm the fucking driver."
Yes I got this from an email chain, no shame!
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