I was on a first date with a girl.

Afterwards she said she didn't want to see me again. Apparently she was really pissed because I didn't open the car door for her.

Well excuse me for being in a hurry to swim to the surface.

You might also enjoy

Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.