I was just walking down the street when I passed a tortilla chip, covered in cheese. A bit farther on, I saw another. And then a pair of them. Then three more... then I realized what was going on.
I was just walking down the street when I passed a tortilla chip, covered in cheese. A bit farther on, I saw another. And then a pair of them. Then three more... then I realized what was going on.
Fibonachos.
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