So my computer got a black screen, and I turned it off and on again. Over my life of fixing computers, the majority of minor, weird problems were usually fixed by turning it off and on again. And I was thinking of this dialogue:
Hospital Nurse: IT, the life support is acting weird! What should we do? The patient is in critical condition!
IT tech: Did you turn it off and on again?
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