I was in a restaurant the other day when suddenly I realized I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really loud so i timed my gas with the beat of the music. After a couple of songs i started to feel better. I finished my coffee and noticed everyone was staring at me....
Then suddenly I remembered that I was listening to my ipod.
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