I was having a shit in work when the guy in the next cubicle said, "Do me a favour..There's no toilet paper in here. Could you pass me some?"
"Of course mate," I replied, sliding a few sheets under the partition.
There was a moments silence as I waited to be thanked.
"Some unused ones would have been nice."
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