On pulls put a condom and puts her ciggerettes in them, the other lady looks at had confused and ask "hey what is that?" The woman tells her it's a ciggirette holder and she can get one of her own at the local pharmacy.
The next day the lady walks on down to the pharmacy and ask where the condoms are. The man looks at her funny and ask her what size, the woman says "oh only one big enough to hold a camal"
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