my ball landed right behind an old shed. The windows were busted out and my wife said "You're pretty good I bet you could put it right through the windows and it would roll right up to the green". So I tried and it ricocheted off the building and killed my wife.
A year later I was golfing with a buddy and my ball landed in almost the same spot. My friend said "why don't you try and put it through the window. I looked at him and said "ABSOLUTELY NOT! last time I tried that I got a double bogy!"
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