An Armless Man on the Beach

Three women see a man lying on the shore of a beach and decide to approach him. The man has no arms or legs. Feeling sorry for the poor man, the British woman of the bunch goes over to him.
"Have you ever been hugged?" The British woman asks.
"No." The man replies, sadly. So the British woman goes down to him and hugs him. The man smiles. Next, the Welsh woman goes over to him and asks, "Have you ever been kissed?".
"No" the man replies. So the Welsh woman bends over and kisses the poor man on his lips. Lastly, the Scottish woman goes over to the man. At this point the man is very excited, and can only imagine what this last woman will do to him.
"Have you ever been fucked?" The Scottish woman asks.
"No!" The man says, excitedly.
"Well you will be when the tide comes in!"