Driving to work, I had to swerve to avoid a box that fell out of a truck in front of me.
Seconds later, a policeman pulled me over for reckless driving.
Fortunately, another officer had seen the carton in the road.
The policemen stopped traffic and recovered the box.
It was found to contain large upholstery tacks.
"I'm sorry sir," the first trooper told me, "but I am still going to have to write you a ticket."
Amazed, I asked what for!
The trooper replied, "Tacks evasion."
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