I was at the pub the other day, when 2 fat chicks walk in and sit next to me

Thought of being polite, I said ‘Hi, are you two girls from Scotland?’

One of them spoke up, with quite an attitude and said ‘it’s Wales you idiot’

So I immediately said ‘Sorry, are you two Whales from Scotland?’

Long story short, anyone know how to deal with black eyes fast?

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