Thought of being polite, I said ‘Hi, are you two girls from Scotland?’
One of them spoke up, with quite an attitude and said ‘it’s Wales you idiot’
So I immediately said ‘Sorry, are you two Whales from Scotland?’
Long story short, anyone know how to deal with black eyes fast?
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