And I overheard two guys talking to each other. One said to the other,
"I'd rather jerk off than go to the effort of getting laid"
At which point I jumped in with,
"Well, you know what they say, a dick in the hand is worth two in the bush!"
Neither of them laughed, but I enjoyed it.
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