Luckily there was a convent nearby so through the heavy rain they hurried to the main entrance and knocked.
An old priest, the leader of the convent opened and listened to the men's pleading.
"I may grant you shelter tonight, but you see, since I am the only man here we have to test whether you're pure of heart in order to protect our nuns."
The men didn't quite know what to make of it, but agreed to be tested. The priest let them wait at the door for a few minutes, then asked them in. Inside there was a line of 100 naked, young nuns.
"In order to test your purity, I will bind a string with a little bell around your penis before you pass these nuns. If at any point the bell rings, I must ask you to leave."
Seeing they were short on options the men agreed and undressed.
The first man passed five nuns, 10... 20.. *bling*
Ashamed he got dressed and left the convent.
The second man tried to keep his eyes of the nuns and walked as quickly as possible without ringing the bell. 10... 20... 30... 33 *bling*
Shivering, he got dressed and left.
The third man walked past 10, 20, 50, 100 nuns, without a single jerk.
"Impressive", the priest said. "You are truly pure of heart. You shall find shelter in my bed tonight." *bling*
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