I was at a U2 concert the other night...

After one of the song's ended, there was complete silence in the arena.



*clap*



*clap*



*clap*



Bono was standing above everyone clapping every few seconds. After about a minute of this he went up to the mic and said, "Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa will die of starvation."



So some guy in the middle of the crowd yells, "Then stop clapping your hands, asshole!"

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