"You don't understand, sir. These drugs aren't mine. My friend told me they're magic and that if you flush them down a toilet, they magically appear in your pocket! I tried it, and now the drugs are in my pockets and will never go away!", I said.
The policeman chuckled and said, "You honestly expect me to believe that, boy?"
"No really, I can show you!", I said.
"Alright", he said, and we went to the bathroom.
I flushed the drugs down the toilet.
After a few moments, the policeman said "Well? Where are they?"
"Where are what?", I said.
"The drugs!"
"What drugs"?
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