I asked the bartender, what's wrong with this place?
He said, "What do you mean what's wrong with this place?"
I said, "On the way over here I saw a guy fucking a kangaroo, and that one legged man is jacking off over there!"
The bartender said, "That man in the corner, poor fella, can't catch a kangaroo!"
(My 96yr old grandfather told me this"
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