I *Excel*led in my role. I worked in an *Office* where I was tasked with creating and presenting *Powerpoints* which highlighted Microsoft's true *Visio*n. I found it easy to *Express* myself and enjoyed helping spread the *Word* about the organisation. However, *One* should *Note* the animosity between me and some of the employees, so I wrote a book about it and gave it to a *Publisher*. Needless to say I got fired.
And what do I do now? I clean *Windows*.
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