Ma and Pa are driving down the interstate and they get pulled over by a trooper. He walkes to the door and says "I pulled you over for driving to slow" Ma says WHAT DID HE SAY PA? He said were driving to slow ma. Let me see your liscence sir. What did he say pa? Ma he wants to see my drivers liscence! Pa gave it to him and the trooper says "hell I had a girlfriend from the same town your from, Worst head job I ever had" What did he say pa? Ma he says he THINKS HE KNOWS YOU!!!!
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