I text my wife tonight, "Honey, I'm going to stay in the bar another hour with my friends for another pint..."

A woman went to a...

A woman went to a resort with her son. When they came back home, she told...

Kenny the Rooster

Well, Kenny the rooster costs a lot of money, but the farmer decides he'd be...

A man wanted to...

A man that just moved to town from the city wanted to expand his horse...

Cigarettes

A guy was smoking a cigarette. Another guy comes up to him and asks, "Do...

Did you hear...

They put him in jail for wonton destruction.

I was going to...

but I think it has already been posted.

I was an...

Today marks my eighth.

A Husband to His...

A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer....

Nerd joke

nicca say wat?

The Magic Mirror

A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs it on her bathroom...