I saw a man sitting on a curb looking down on his luck so I gave him a dollar

What type of tracks?

Two lawyers were out hunting when they came upon a couple of tracks. After...

If you crossed...

If you crossed King Kong and a bell, what would you have? A ding-dong King Kong.

Paint

A commuter from New Jersey drives through the Lincoln Tunnel and into Times...

When a friend...

I simply said, "He's got a lot of experience, under his belt" ba dum tsss

AMA request:...

I wonder if he'll see this

Pulled Over

A cop pulls over a car that's been swerving across the lanes of a road."Get...

CIA Assassin

The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks,...

What does trail...

They're both filled with nuts

A Sad Story

So there was this man in one corner of a bar. He was alone. He looked sad,...

How did Helen...

She broke it trying to read the road signs.