I remember my first time using a condom

I was 15 or so and I went out to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was this beautiful assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was inexperienced. She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to put it on. I said, ‘No, this is my first time.’

Next thing I knew, she opened the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She warned me to make sure it was secure and to leave excess rubber on the tip. She noticed that I was still confused so she checked the store to see if there was no one around. The coast was clear.

'Just a minute', she said while walking towards the door to lock it. Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. ‘Do these excite you?’, she asked.

Well, I was so dumbstruck that all I could do was nod my head. She then said it was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and threw it on a desk.

‘Well, come on’, she said, ‘We don’t have much time.’ I climbed on her and it was so wonderful; but unfortunately, I was unable hold it back and next thing I knew: KAPOWWWWW. I was done within a few moments.

She looked at me with a bit of a frown. ‘Did you put that condom on?’ she asked.

I said, ‘I sure did,’ and held up my thumb to show her.
She fainted.”

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