I recently started working at a bank, they gave me a free pen on my first day...

Southern Zoo

What's the difference between a Southern zoo, and a Northern zoo? A...

What is the...

Penetration Not sure if has been on r/jokes before. Sounds vaguely...

A man and a...

...It's dark, gloomy with a slight bit of fog. The little girl grips the...

Three women break...

..a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They hear the marshal and his men...

How do you know...

LOVE - When your eyes meet across a crowded room. LUST - When your...

Clicking Into Place

"Everything's starting to click for me!" said my father-in-law at dinner. "My...

Why are crosses...

They're too God-y

When you disagree...

That way, you'll be a mile away from them. And you'll have their shoes.

Why can't witches...

Because their husbands have hollow-weenies.

Is it just me, or...

Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can...