How do you know if you're in love, in lust, or really married?


LOVE - When your eyes meet across a crowded room.


LUST - When your tongues meet across a crowded room.


MARRIAGE - When your belt won't meet around your waist, and you don't care.


LOVE - When you share everything you own.


LUST - When you think twice about giving your partner bus money.


MARRIAGE - When the bank owns everything.

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