A few days ago, when I was alone one night, I decided to kneel down at the end of my bed and pray to God. I wanted to get a few things off my chest. I started talking about my problems, my hopes, my dreams and life in general. And then it suddenly occurred to me that I was talking to myself. From then on, I realised I was God.
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