.......from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend who, this morning, called 'out-of-the-blue' to see if I was still around. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic times we used to enjoy together.
I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that "old magic".
"I don't know if I could keep pace with you now", I said, "I'm a bit older and a bit greyer and balder than when..... you last saw me. Plus I don't really have the energy I used to have."
She just giggled and said she was sure I would rise to the challenge". "Yeah." I said. "Just so long as you don't mind a waistline that's a few inches wider these days! Not to mention my total lack of muscle tone... everything is sagging, my teeth are a bit yellowed and I am developing jowls like a Great Dane!"
She laughed and told me to stop being so silly.
She teased me saying that tubby, grey haired, older men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great lover.
"Anyway," she giggled and said, "I've put on a few pounds myself!"
So I told her to piss off!!
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