I read an autobiography about a socialist leader's plan for his country called Mein Kampf. I was disappointed to learn he would go on to kill a lot of people.

Vampire Bat and...

A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...

They hired...

He seems to think everything that Ukrainian guy tells him is so obvious.

A blind man walks...

and a table... and a chair... and several people...

A man's baby was...

As soon as he gets out, he rushes to the hospital to see his son. On the...

What was Arnold...

I'll be Bach.

PIG!

A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is drivingdown...

I bought my son a...

I bought my son a puppy for his birthday but I accidentally ran him over as I...

After failing...

"You can't pull your pants down in public."

How Black Tooth...

It was a typical evening at the pub by the bay when a young man walks in and...

I'm completely OK...

It's only natural to have a little come out when you're having a poo.