I ran a marathon the other day, there was a three-way tie for first place between Kim, Kourtney, Khloe. They were about 20 minutes quicker than the guy in second...

George Washington

Yo Mamma soo fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out of George...

What did the...

What did the potato ask the cow? Give me some milk, and we can make mashed...

A black hole and...

A black hole and a nebula are at a restaurant. The nebula orders a ginormous...

I stayed up all...

I got a full house and four people died.

Facts of Life!

Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things. One...

Did you hear the...

There'll be no coughin' at his funeral

Did you hear...

He was out standing in his field.

Do you know why...

Because of all their practice plotting.

You and I

Add up better than a Riemann Sum.

Two Redditor...

Says one to the other, "We really need to get the word out here. Got any...