Says one to the other, "We really need to get the word out here. Got any ideas?"
Suddenly there's an explosion in the sky. A meteor lands and shatters not too far in front of them.
One of the Redditors runs up, grabs a piece and starts looking at the inside, intensely.
"What are you doing?" the other asks.
"Well, everyone says the best pro-life tips are always in the comets..."
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