We've been dating for five months. I asked her father's blessing to bind us together in holy matrimony; marriage. However, whenever I ask, he always turns me away and threatens to call the police. That's why me and my honey meet in private, beyond prying eyes so we can be alone.
She's the most agile and passionate lover I've ever known, if you know what I mean. We're PERFECT for each other. There is no better match than we.
I just can't understand why he's so reluctant to give his blessing, we're perfect for each other, however, I guess it doesn't help that she turns six months old today.
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