When I was walking down the street I saw Morgan Freeman a few feet in front of me. I stopped what I was doing and yelled "Morgan! Morgan Freeman! I'm your biggest fan!" He looked at me and said "I'm not Morgan Freeman you racist asshole."
Classic Morgan, he's such a jokester
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