I was shopping at a local grocery store, and before me was a lil' girl. She asked the women who sells there if she got any M&M's. There were none on the shelfs so the women kind how she was started to look in the storage. After a 5 minutes the women comes back and tell her that she found them. The girl replies ,,Great! Please give me one skittles.'' I laughed so hard that i broke a jar of tomatoes sauce.
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