Friend: "Oh yeah? that's awesome! She cute?"
Me: Yeah man, totally my type!
Friend: "Nice! How old?"
Me: 7!
Friend: "Oh that's funny, cause she only celebrates her birthday every four years. Lol nice, so she's 28, only a year younger than us!"
Me: "No dude, people born on leap day celebrate it every four years... She was born in July..."
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