Black Jewish Kid

So a black jewish kid comes home from school one day and asks his mother "Mom, am I more of a black kid or a Jewish kid?" she didn't know what to say so he goes to his father "Dad, am I more of a black kid or a Jewish kid?"
"I don't know son, why do you ask?"
Kid says "Because Timmy down the street is selling his bike and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal that shit."

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