and she took me back to her place. She told me I had to be as quiet as possible as her parents were sound asleep upstairs. "Is it okay if I go to the toilet?" I asked. "We've only got one toilet, which is upstairs, you'll have to tip-toe over to the kitchen and just use the sink." After finishing, I whispered to where she was, "got any toilet role?"
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