...he decided to get a tattoo of her name on his penis. When erect, it read "Wendy", and when flaccid, all you saw was "W" and "Y".
Out for dinner one day, he excused himself to the bathroom and went to the urinal, next to him was a Jamaican man. The man took a gander at the Jamaican's member and realized it had "W" and "Y" tattoo'd on it as well.
He looked at him and said: "So you're girlfriend's name is also Wendy?"
The Jamaican replied: "Nah man, it says: Welcome to Jamaica, have a nice day.
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