Two robbers are robbing a bank

They have planned it carefully so that they will have no trouble entering.
They soon come across a room, filled with vaults.

One of the robbers open a vault, only to find it completely empty, save a bowl of yoghurt.
The robbers open every vault, one by one, and still, nothing but yoghurt.

They then decide to eat the yoghurts and atleast get a sense of accomplishment in their heist.
They eat it all and disappear back into the night.

 









The next day all the papers have the same headline:

**"UNEXPLAINED ROBBERY AT LOCAL SPERMBANK"**

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