So a blonde had trouble deciding what she wanted her phone password to be so she looked at her lockscreen and realised that there was a 4 digit number there perfect to use as a password, so she keyed it in.
The next day she tried to unlock her phone but the 4 digit number she was keying in was, for some reason, wrong.
She took it to a technician and told him how she set the password. He thought for a while and asked, "When did you change your password?"
She replied, "Around this time yesterday"
He then went to his room with the phone and after a few minutes he unlocked the phone and came out.
How did you do it? Why was the 4 digit number on my lock screen different from when I set it?
"Because on your lock screen, there is a fucking clock"
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