I keep making jokes about my dads new Thai bride. He's getting pretty sick of them.

"Doctor, I'm...

"Well then, let's find out what you have. Would you cough once please?". The...

Costly Rug

A woman walks into a shop that sells expensive Persian rugs. She looks...

Do you guys know...

It's a giraffe, walking in the savannah. All of a sudden, an helicopter comes...

Daughter to her...

Dad: Then go into the corner. Daughter: Why? Dad: There are 90 degrees there.

How do you prove...

Do it with SAS.

A fine-looking...

He ordered a big dinner and spent an hour enjoying himself. After he was...

Gettin’ Pricey

Q: If love is "grand," what is divorce? A: A hundred grand, or more.

"I'm feeling...

said my wife as she sat down beside me on the sofa last night, "My pussy is...

Good Excuse

An angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath...

An American...

An American tourist in London decides to skip his tour group and explore the...