said my wife as she sat down beside me on the sofa last night, "My pussy is wet and I want you inside me."
"Then," she continued, "I want you to slip it in my tight little ar*e while I finger myself senseless."
"Can't you see that I'm trying to watch the football here..?" I said, "Take that fucking phone into the kitchen..!
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