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"Don't do it! You have so much potential!"

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When old men act...

There are these two old ladies and this old man. They decided to go out to...

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Two Bullets.

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Because his first name is Morgan and his last name is Freeman

I found a kind of...

It was a rad-ish

Did you hear...

One of them now has a dodgy tikka and the other is in a korma.

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The one on top says, "I'm going to run for president!" The one on bottom...

Joe bought a gun...

Joe bought a gun. He walked right into the sporting goods store, up to the...

Senator from Mass

There once was a Senator from Mass Who went in search of some ass He...