The sheriff and his posse catch up to him far out in the desert but he doesn't have the money on him, and the bandit only speaks Spanish.
The commotion catches the attention of an old lady in a shack nearby. The sheriff shouts out to her, "Ma'am, can you help us, do you happen to speak Spanish?"
"Yes sir, I speak Spanish."
The sheriff and his posse roughly move the bandit to her, and the Sheriff asks her to ask the bandit where he hid the money.
"No sé nada," he replies.
The sheriff puts a gun to the bandit's head and angrily says to the old lady: "Tell him that if he doesn't tell us where the money is right now, I'll blow his brains out."
The old lady dutifully translates in a quiet, measured tone.
Upon receiving the translation, the bandit becomes very animated.
"¡Ya me acuerdo! Tienen que caminar tres millas hasta ese gran arbol: allí está el dinero."
The sheriff leans forward to the old lady. "Yeah? Well?"
The old lady replies solemnly: "He says he wants to die like a man."
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