I just bought a new dictionary. First thing I looked up was the word dictionary.

Work vs. Prison

In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8' X 10' cell. At...

Brain Transplant

Heard this joke from a gregarious bus driver in Yosemite: A man at the...

A Freshman...

He told them, "In the English Language, a double negative equals a positive....

When my mom...

She said, "you aren't wired for 220"

If John Lennon...

he'd be scratching furiously at the lid.

Yo mama is so hairy

Yo mama so hairy she look like she got Buchwheat in a headlock.

A man is at his...

"My condolences. I can't imagine how terrible it must've been to lose a...

Don't Welsh On Me

Why do the Welsh shag sheep on cliff edges? So the sheep push back harder!

Beer

A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under his arm....

Moses

How does Moses make his coffee? He brews it.