"My condolences. I can't imagine how terrible it must've been to lose a wife."
"That's okay, I'm used to it. This is the fourth time I got married and my wife died. My first wife died after eating a venomous mushroom."
"How about your second wife?"
"She ate a venomous mushroom."
"And your third wife?"
"Also a venomous mushroom."
"I bet your fourth wife also died after eating a venomous mushroom."
"Nah, she was shot in the head."
"Why?"
"Because the bitch refused to eat the fucking mushroom."
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