So I'm at the bar with a friend, drinking a beer, and this woman walks in. She's huge. Like 500-600 lbs, huge. She locks onto me and asks me if she could suck my cock in the bathroom. So I turned to my friend and said "I'll be right back, something big is about to go down."
Edit: I'm not a bar
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