one day i decide not to hold and one of my peers calls me out on it
"hey how come you didn't hold the door for us today"
in which i respond
" i thought it was pointless, why hold the door for people who won't hold it back?"
and she responds
"of course they won't hold it back, you're already holding the door!"
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