If God exists and created me in His image, He has a Butthole. If He has a Butthole, there must be a use for His Butthole. Heaven of course wouldn't be perfect if it had Poo in it, so the Poo has to go somewhere else. I think our fundamental reality is just a manifestation of Divine Feces.
We are quite literally ^^^^((shiterally?)^) Holy Shit.
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