There was a man who couldn't get childs, so he made a deal with his wife, that whenever she wanted a child he would bring her someone to get her pregnant.
He goes and gets a deaf man to do the job and then he ends up staying with them.
Fast forward few months after the baby is born, friends come and pay a visit, he shows them around the house and introduces them to his wife and child.
Then his friend asked him 'Who is that quiet guy over there?' (Asking about the deaf man)
He replied with 'That's my penis'
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