Let me tell you a story about that.
I once babysat a kid, he was about 3, I guess. He was rather small and looked more innocent than an angel. But the catch was that he was a violent ball of profanity and hate.
And I had to babysit the violent ball of profanity and hate.
So I left him to play with Lego and I'm sitting on the couch, watching TV like an irresponsible prick.
Suddenly, I hear something fall in the kitchen. I go to check it out and there I see him, wielding a knife.
I fall over in shock and he marches up to me, knife raised.
"I wanna lub!" he says.
I was confused confused. What's he saying?
He pricks me with it and then shouts "I WANNA LUB!"
What is lub
Baby don't hurt me
Don't hurt me
No more
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