...as he walks in he notices that there are pieces of meat hanging from the ceiling. He sits down on the bar stool, and as he orders a drink asks the barman; "what's with all the meat hanging from the ceiling?"
The barman replies; "Oh, that's a little promotion we have going on. Anyone who can jump up and touch the meat gets free drinks all night. But, if they miss, they have to buy everyone else's drinks all night."
The guy looks intrigued. "So" says the barman, "want to give it a shot?". "No thanks", replies the guy; "the steaks are too high."
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